Restless, and in desperate need of adventure, I quit my job at an insurance company to travel west with a couple of guys I smoked pot with, scandalizing my family.

I thought I was funny as a kid.

Jo Brand

The secret of success is constancy of purpose.

Benjamin Disraeli

I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

Andy Milonakis

Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you'll be criticized anyway.

Eleanor Roosevelt

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.

Anthony Robbins

We have met the enemy and it is us.

Walt Kelly, "Pogo comic strip"

Success makes you less intimidated by things.

Nate Silver

We all know we have a problem, a broad problem. Ninety-eight percent of the fuel that is used by our vehicles, our autos and trucks for personal and commercial purposes, for highway and air travel operates on oil. The world has the same problem.

John Olver

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

Frank Sinatra

When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.

John F. Kennedy

Dreams are a scientific fact.

Robyn Hitchcock

The greatest honor history can bestow is that of peacemaker.

Richard Milhous Nixon