Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two th

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the fact that rice is a staple food that can be consumed in large quantities. It suggests that rice is an excellent choice when one is extremely famished, as it offers the possibility of consuming a substantial amount due to its small size. The quote captures the practicality and versatility of rice as a satisfying food option.

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By Mitch Hedberg

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