Quote by Casey Stengel

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your

Summary

This quote is a humorous statement that playfully suggests a lighthearted and nonsensical way of organizing a group of people. By asking individuals to line up alphabetically according to their height, the quote highlights the illogical nature of attempting to create an orderly arrangement based on two completely unrelated factors. It demonstrates the absurdity of assigning random criteria for organization, thus serving as a light-hearted expression that invokes laughter or amusement.

By Casey Stengel

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