Right, except I'm not going to lie to my mom, because what kind of bastard lies to his own mother?

Sorrow is easy to express and so hard to tell.

Joni Mitchell

I understand that in these difficult economic times, the potential for any additional expense is not welcomed by American businesses. But in the long run, the health insurance reform law promises to cut health-care costs for U.S. businesses, not expand them.

Gary Locke

Compulsion in religion is distinguished peculiarly from compulsion in every other thing. I may grow rich by art I am compelled to follow, I may recover health by medicines I am compelled to take against my own judgment, but I cannot be saved by a worship I disbelieve

Thomas Jefferson

Is it a coincidence that in 1998, Barack Obama talks about a majority coalition of welfare recipients and in 2012 we got a record number of Americans on food stamps while he's president? I don't think it's a coincidence.

Rush Limbaugh

Skepticism is slow suicide

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adventures are all very well in their place, but there's a lot to be said for regular meals and freedom from pain.

Neil Gaiman

Thoughts Become Things... Choose The Good Ones!

Mike Dooley

The true competitors, though, are the ones who always play to win.

Tom Brady

For every successful actor or actress, there are countless numbers who don't make it. The name of the game is rejection. You go to an audition and you're told you're too tall or you're too Irish or your nose is not quite right. You're rejected for your education, you're rejected for this or that and it's really tough.

Liam Neeson

Critics are men who sit and watch a battle from a high place and come down to shoot the survivors.

Ernest Hemingway

If we wish to create a lasting peace we must begin with the children.

Mahatma Gandhi

Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.

John F. Kennedy