Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shir

Summary

This quote humorously portrays a series of unfortunate events that can make one's day feel challenging and frustrating. The speaker expresses their exasperation by describing how even ordinary tasks like picking up a briefcase result in things falling apart. The humorous exaggeration of the situation highlights the speaker's inclination to anticipate more mishaps even in everyday activities like going to the bathroom. Overall, the quote captures the relatable feeling of having a bad day and fearing further mishaps to continue.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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