Satan must have been pretty simple, even according to the New Testament, or he wouldn't have led Christ up on a high mountain and offered him the world if he would fall down and worship him. That was a manifestly absurd proposition, because Christ, as the Son of God, already owned the world; and besides, what Satan showed him was only a few rocky acres of Palestine. It is just as if some one should try to buy Rockefeller, the owner of all the Standard Oil Company, with a gallon of kerosene.

We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.

Richard P. Feynman

Live life to the fullest, and focus on the positive.

Matt Cameron

My girlfriend was no bargain either. She used to braid her armpits.

Rodney Dangerfield

Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbours.

Rudyard Kipling

There is always a way to go if you look for it.

Ernest A. Fitzgerald

We have an opportunity, but we have an obligation to senior citizens and to the younger people who are entering the workforce today to help ensure that they are going to be able to trust the government to have a workable program that benefits them as well.

Thad Cochran

The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes in search of martyrdom is that whilst the former expresses his idea most fully in death it is the strange feeling of bitterness which comes from failure that the latter really enjoys; the former rejoices in his victory, the latter in his suffering.

Soren Kierkegaard

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.

Emily Dickinson

Language is fossil poetry. As the limestone of the continent consists of infinite masses of the shells of animalcules, so language is made up of images, or tropes, which now, in their secondary use, have long ceased to remind us of their poetic origin.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Morale is faith in the man at the top.

Albert Sidney Johnston

It's all in how you arrange the thing... the careful balance of the design is the motion.

Andrew Wyeth

I've crashed my car three times.

Billy Joel