When I say that human beings are just gene machines, one shouldn't put too much emphasis on the word 'just.' There is a very great deal of complication, and indeed beauty in being a gene machine.

The three most important factors in buying a home are, location, location, location!

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Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water.

Jaffar Hussein

Loose and forbear!

Mark Twain

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Jon Stewart

Accomplishment is easiest when we work the hardest, and it is hardest when we work the easiest.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats.

Diane Arbus

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Don Herold

We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we bore.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

As for myself: I had come to the conclusion that there was nothing sacred about myself or any human being, that we were all machines, doomed to collide and collide and collide. For want of anything better to do, we became fans of collisions. Sometimes I wrote well about collisions, which meant I was a writing machine in good repair. Sometimes I wrote badly, which meant I was a writing machine in bad repair. I no more harbored sacredness than did a Pontiac, a mousetrap, or a South Bend Lathe.

Kurt Vonnegut

Sometimes dead is better

Stephen King

We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.

Mao Tse Tung

The safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death.

Voltaire