Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

They say...Love thy neighbor as thy self... What am I supposed to do? Jerk him off too?

They say...Love thy neighbor as thy self... What am I suppos

Summary

The quote sarcastically questions the meaning behind the common phrase "Love thy neighbor as thyself" from a provocative perspective. It highlights the ambiguity of the phrase, suggesting that if taken literally, it could raise questions about the exact actions one is expected to take to fulfill this commandment. The quote aims to provoke thought and prompt reflection on the interpretation and practical implications of moral teachings.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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