Here I am once more in this scene of dissipation and vice, and I begin already to find my morals corrupted.

Went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted, surprise me I said, so he showed me a naked picture of my wife.

Rodney Dangerfield

Unity and simplicity are the two true sources of beauty.

Johann Joachim Winckelmann

It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it. (referring to clothing)

Albert Einstein

Dream the impossible because dreams do come true.

Elijah Wood

There is a positive and personal relationship between the Egyptian people and the Syrian people.

Mohammed Morsi

Muhammad professed to derive from Heaven, and he has inserted in the Koran, not only a body of religious doctrines, but political maxims, civil and criminal laws, and theories of science. The gospel, on the contrary, only speaks of the general relations of men to God and to each other - beyond which it inculcates and imposes no point of faith. This alone, besides a thousand other reasons, would suffice to prove that the former of these religions will never long predominate in a cultivated and democratic age, whilst the latter is destined to retain its sway at these as at all other periods.

Alexis de Tocqueville

One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!!The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!

Jim Lawrence

There is a strange and mighty race of people called the Americans who are rapidly becoming the coldest in the world because of this cruel, man-eating idol, lucre.

Edward Dahlberg

This is an important book, the critic assumes, because it deals with war. This is an insignificant book because it deals with the feelings of women in a drawing-room.

Virginia Woolf

You know there's no such thing as a complete lie. There's always some truth in there.

David Levithan

All human life is here, but the Holy Ghost seems to be somewhere else.

Anthony Burgess

Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.

Angela Lambert