Quote by Dave Barry

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb chole

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This quote seems to inaccurately assert a "scientific fact" that the human body will not absorb cholesterol if it comes from another person's plate. However, there is no scientific evidence or basis to support this claim. Cholesterol is a substance found in various animal-based foods and is absorbed by the body through the digestive system. The idea that the source of cholesterol would somehow impact its absorption is not supported by scientific understanding.

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