Quote by George Carlin

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that although scientists have found a cure for apathy, ironically, no one seems to care about it. It highlights the contradiction in human behavior, emphasizing the lack of interest or enthusiasm, even when presented with a potential solution. By pointing out this irony, the quote playfully comments on the complexities and disconnect within society.

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Apathy

By George Carlin

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