Quote by Craig Ferguson

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already s

Summary

This quote humorously suggests a commitment to support both Scotland and America in the event of a war between the two nations. It implies that the speaker values both countries equally and is willing to stay loyal to their allegiance despite the conflict. The quote highlights the sentiment of loyalty and foreshadows the potential dilemma an individual might face when two cherished entities are in opposition.

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By Craig Ferguson

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