When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a gasoline canister on them when driving 3,000 miles across country?

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

Amy Sedaris

Don't express your ideas too clearly. Most people think little of what they understand, and venerate what they do not.

Baltasar Gracian, The Art of Wor

People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.

Kurt Vonnegut

Rest assured that whatever station of life we are placed, princely or lowly, it contains the lessons and experiences necessary at the moment for our evolution, and gives us the best advantage for the development of ourselves.

Edward Bach

All the sciences came to exist in Arabic. The systematic works on them were written in Arabic writing.

Ibn Khaldun

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Trey Parker

Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!

O. Henry

I think a compliment ought to always precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception.

Mark Twain

It's good to know how to read, but it's dangerous to know how to read and not how to interpret what you're reading.

Mike Tyson

France has lost the battle but she has not lost the war.

Charles de Gaulle

I want to expand my cuisine to this country. I love America. I have been here 22 years.

Masaharu Morimoto

Genius is patience.

Isaac Newton