Quote by Erma Bombeck

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first bein

Summary

This quote is intended to be humorous and sarcastic, highlighting the speaker's disdain and dislike for household chores. By exaggerating their aversion to tasks like ironing, they humorously suggest that hitting their head on a bunk bed is more enjoyable. The quote uses irony to portray the speaker's negative attitude towards mundane responsibilities, creating a comical perspective on housework.

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By Erma Bombeck

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