I see uncool people!

Do not wait for ideal circumstances nor for the best opportunities; they will never come.

Source Unknown

My dear fellow, the truth isn't quite the sort of thing one tells to a nice, sweet, refined girl.

Oscar Wilde

With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close. Like catching snakes.

Marlon Brando

Distance does not break off the friendship absolutely, but only the activity of it.

Aristotle

Just handle what is in front of you now and the future will take care of itself. Otherwise, you'll spend most of your life wondering which foot you'll use to step off the curb when you're still only halfway to the corner.

Dan Millman

Every age is fed on illusions, lest men should renounce life early and the human race come to an end.

Joseph Conrad

As a child, I had to get up early for school or work. I'd get ready by myself. I'd set my alarm to wake me up very early in the morning, and be off to work, the family driver driving me every morning. I did it alone, my parents never coming in to wake me up.

Janet Jackson

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

One filled with joy preaches without preaching.

Mother Theresa

In 2000, I fell in love. I had never felt anything like that before in my life. It kind of took me over.

Chris Robinson

I don't have space to enter into the examples or the history of this, so I'm left with having to make the bold statement that culture is extinct.

Vivienne Westwood

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Jessica Simpson