If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

One must change one's tactics every ten years if one wishes to maintain one's superiority.

Napoleon Bonaparte

My dad grew up in a working-class Jewish neighbourhood, and I got a scholarship from my dad's union to go to college. I went there to get an education, not as an extension of privilege.

Ezra Koenig

I know that the problem isn't the dream per se. It was the way I felt afterward, once awake.

Emily Giffin

One fool at least in every married couple.

Henry Fielding

She could afford anything, she could give anything, but she could not share a moment of her life with anybody. Shewas a beautiful and a glamorous diamond with an astronomical price tag, but to a crude reality she was still a stone, a living stone. Nothing else but a stone in an aesthetic sense.

Ravindra Shukla

Every day's a perfect gift of time for us to use. Hours waiting to be filled in any way we choose. Each morning brings a quiet hope that rises with the sun. Each evening brings the sweet content that comes with work well done.

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I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

Dorothy Malone

The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of bearing and forbearing.

Epictetus

Save for the wild force of Nature, nothing moves in this world that is not Greek in its origin.

Lord Acton

The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

Steven Wright

The processes of teaching the child that everything cannot be as he wills it are apt to be painful both to him and to his teacher.

Anne Sullivan Macy

I'm always uneasy with messages. I think if there is a message, it's about taking control of your life. Not becoming a victim. Be true to yourself. In essence it's about love in the drug culture.

Neil Tennant