So a more sensible thing it seemed to me was to go to Silicon Valley and be pushing on the technology companies to accelerate the use of audio and music in computers.

You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of is your dad. And how he thinks you're not pretty.

Teresa Lo

By turning your eyes on God in meditation, your whole soul will be filled with God. Begin all your prayers in the presence of God.

Saint Francis de Sales

I believe the simplest explanation is, there is no God. No one created the universe and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization that there probably is no heaven and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe and for that, I am extremely grateful.

Stephen Hawking

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

Jon Stewart

This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.

Quentin Crisp

The knowledge that we have about what it is to be human that we have as a child is something we necessarily must lose.

Dennis Potter

I always say that the times in my life when I've been happiest are the times when I've seen, like, a sunset.

Chris Evans

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.

Michael Bay

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Oprah Winfrey

I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.

Dee Brown

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... They use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

Rodney Dangerfield

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

Frank Gifford