Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My sex life is terrible, my wife put a mirror over the dogs bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh.

My sex life is terrible, my wife put a mirror over the dogs

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This quote humorously portrays the speaker's dissatisfaction with their sex life while highlighting a comical situation involving their wife and a mirror. The speaker sarcastically suggests that their wife placed a mirror over their bed, implying that their partner's narcissism or amusement with themselves takes priority over intimacy. The quote uses humor to convey the speaker's frustration with their sex life in a light-hearted manner.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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