Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

I think vital religion has always suffered when orthodoxy is more regarded than virtue. The scriptures assure me that at the last day we shall not be examined on what we thought but what we did.

Benjamin Franklin

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.

Mark Twain

If at first you don't succeed; you are running about average.

M. H. Alderson

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

Will Durst

You can find out anything you want about a car now, and especially every bit of information about the price, without relying on the dealers.

Susan Orlean

There is only one kind of freedom and that's individual liberty. Our lives come from our creator and our liberty comes from our creator. It has nothing to do with government granting it.

Ron Paul

oh God! what am I to do if I love nothing but fame and men's esteem?

Leo Tolstoy

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

Steven Wright

If I'm such a legend, then why am I so lonely? Let me tell you, legends are all very well if you've got somebody around who loves you.

Judy Garland

You're the sort of enemy your enemy must love.

Orson Scott Card

Science is a game we play with God, to find out what his rules are.

Cornelius Krasel

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.

Josiah G. Holland