Quote by Terry Pratchett

Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!

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Summary

This quote depicts a situation where an individual is interrogating someone, possibly using intimidation tactics. By asking the question, "Who shall I shoot? You choose," the speaker demonstrates the potential for violence and places the responsibility of deciding someone's fate on the individual being questioned. However, the focus abruptly shifts to a seemingly unrelated topic of coffee. This change in topic highlights a desire for information, with the speaker demanding the whereabouts of the coffee and encouraging the person being questioned to confess or reveal information ("spill the beans") in a forceful manner.

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Humor Funny Coffee Addiction

By Terry Pratchett

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