It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.

A free-enterprise economy depends only on markets, and according to the most advanced mathematical macroeconomic theory, markets depend only on moods: specifically, the mood of the men in the pinstripes, also known as the Boys on the Street. When the Boys are in a good mood, the market thrives; when they get scared or sullen, it is time for each one of us to look into the retail apple business.

Barbara Ehrenreich

I love Westerns and I remember as a kid climbing up on the couch and make it into a saddle and shoot guns and fall off. I would lay there after my death and my mom would tell me to eat lunch and I'd say, 'I'm still dead, Mom!' I was Method, even then.

Creed Bratton

I suppose your security is your success and your key to success is your fine palate.

Gordon Ramsay

I come here with no expectations, only to profess, now that I am at liberty to do so, that my heart is and always will be yours.

Jane Austen

Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study.

Francis Bacon

Only the traveling is good which reveals to me the value of home and enables me to enjoy it better.

Henry David Thoreau

Unworthy offspring brag the most about their worthy descendants.

Danish proverb

To believe a thing is impossible is to make it so.

Proverb

Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles.

Estelle Getty

Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.

William S. Burroughs

There are heroes in evil as well as in good.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Leadership comes in small acts as well as bold strokes.

Carly Fiorina