She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Luck is a very good word if you put a P before it.

Source Unknown

The poet is like the prince of cloudsWho haunts the tempest and laughs at the archer;Exiled on the ground in the midst of jeers,His giant wings prevent him from walking.

Charles Baudelaire, Les Fleurs d

I believe the greatest gift I can conceive of having from anyone is to be seen by them, heard by them, to be understood and touched by them.

Virginia Satir

A nail is driven out by another nail. Habit is overcome by habit.

Desiderius Erasmus

As every divided kingdom falls, so every mind divided between many studies confounds and saps itself.

Leonardo DaVinci

The knowledge of God without that of man's misery causes pride. The knowledge of man's misery without that of God causes despair. The knowledge of Jesus Christ constitutes the middle course, because in Him we find both God and our misery.

Blaise Pascal

My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die.

Bob Marley

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Samantha Bee

I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee.

John Green

Even if we are occupied with important things and even if we attain honor or fall into misfortune, still let us remember how good it once was here, when we were all together, united by a good and a kind feeling which made us perhaps better than we are.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Brothers Kar

We must promote upward mobility, starting with solutions that speak to our broken education system, broken immigration policy, and broken safety-net programs that foster dependency instead of helping people get back on their feet.

Paul Ryan

Unfortunately, corruption is widespread in government agencies and public enterprises. Our political system promotes nepotism and wasting money. This has undermined our legal system and confidence in the functioning of the state. One of the consequences is that many citizens don't pay their taxes.

Georgios A. Papandreou