Quote by Henny Youngman

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her f

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of saying that the person being referred to has been married several times. The mention of "rice marks" implies that each marriage is symbolized by a wedding reception where rice is thrown, leaving temporary marks on the person's face. The quote points out the person's history of multiple marriages, highlighting the comedic absurdity of such a circumstance.

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Marriage

By Henny Youngman

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