Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!

It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.

Edward George BulwerLytton

Romance is tempestuous. Love is calm.

Mason Cooley

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

There aren't many irritations to match the condescension which a woman metes out to a man who she believes has loved her vainly for the past umpteen years.

Edward Hoagland

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish.

Ovid

What you have here is an example of that well known phenomenon, A Bookshop Assistant Who Knows Buggerall But Won't Admit It (probably some kind of arts graduate).

Terry Pratchett

I have an almost religious zeal... not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me, the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature, linking up.

Dan Millman

Communism is inequality, but not as property is. Property is exploitation of the weak by the strong. Communism is exploitation of the strong by the weak.

Pierre Joseph Proudhon

I was born to be a runner. I simply love to run. It's almost like the faster I go, the easier it becomes.

Mary Decker Slaney

This Congress is simply not doing its job under Republican leadership.

Jim Cooper

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

James Thurber

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

W. R. [William Ralph] Inge