Quote by Cassandra Clare

You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head. And ran into a vampire What? No! I fell. On your neck?

You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark

Summary

This quote is a humorous exchange between two people discussing a suspicious mark on someone's neck. The person with the mark offers an innocent explanation, stating that they were out walking in the park to clear their head. The humorous twist comes when they mention running into a vampire, suggesting an exaggerated excuse for the bite mark. The other person questions the validity of the explanation, expressing disbelief that one could fall on their neck. The quote highlights the comical nature of the situation and brings attention to the unlikely scenarios presented.

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Humor Funny Cassandra Clare City Of Bones City Of Glass City Of Ashes

By Cassandra Clare

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