Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.

The only thing houseflies fear more than the Venus fly trap isthe hanging plant.

Steven Wright

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.

Robert Anderson

A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if they are to be ultimately at peace with themselves.

Abraham Maslow

The only limits to the possibilities in your life tomorrow are the buts you use today.

Les Brown

Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, Did you bring joy?The second was, Did you find joy?

Leo Buscaglia

Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you opportunity to commit more.

Mark Twain

Nothing so dates a man as to decry the younger generation.

Adlai Stevenson

Anything in history or nature that can be described as changing steadily can be seen as heading toward catastrophe.

Susan Sontag

Cruel persecutions and intolerance are not accidents, but grow out of the very essence of religion, namely, its absolute claims.

Morris Raphael Cohen

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

Bob Dole

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Steven Wright

Integrity means that you are the same in public as you are in private.

Joyce Meyer