Quote by Robert Crais

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and

Summary

This quote highlights the speaker's dry sense of humor, which at times goes unnoticed by others. Their enjoyment stems from the comedic effect that occurs when people mistake their sarcastic remarks for genuine statements. The humor lies in the unexpected reactions from those who fail to recognize their playful intentions, thereby creating funny and entertaining moments for the speaker.

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By Robert Crais

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