Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.

You are the only person on earth who can use your ability.

Zig Ziglar

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life.

Geoffrey Rush

We do not intend to part from the Americans and we do not intend to be satellites. I am sure they do not want us to be so. The stronger we are, the better partners we shall be; and I feel certain that as the months pass we shall draw continually closer together with mutual confidence and respect.

Harold MacMillan

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Leonardo da Vinci

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.

Voltaire

The man who listens to Reason is lost: Reason enslaves all whose minds are not strong enough to master her

George Bernard Shaw

You can't master your future if you're still a slave to your past.

Habeeb Akande

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

Joey Adams

To talk about a relationship trivializes something that's nobody's business.

Jennifer Aniston

Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

Bertolt Brecht

I think it has other roots, has to do, in part, with a general anxiety in contemporary life... nuclear bombs, inequality of possibility and chance, inequality of goods allotted to us, a kind of general racist, unjust attitude that is pervasive.

Leonard Baskin

I only really watch sport. That's where you see real joy. I don't like watching much else on TV, because it's generally either twisted or sad.

Roger Milla