I am sorry I have not learnt to play at cards. It is very useful in life: it generates kindness, and consolidates society.

That's always a cool thing to be the voice of what the eyes are seeing. It gives you the role of the Greek chorus and that's always fun to do.

Jorge Garcia

My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles.

Hedy Lamarr

Time bears away all things, even the mind.

Virgil, Eclogues, Book IX, Line

Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,Is our destined end or way;But to act, that each tomorrowFind us farther than today.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.

P. J. O'Rourke

I may be learning guitar, but I'll never be able to sing.

David Duchovny

Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, 'You had to be there.'

Jack Dee

Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours.

Ludwig van Beethoven

Reese Witherspoon is my everywoman. She's managed to have a family and this amazing career. That's the goal.

Emmanuelle Chriqui

During the Cold War, we were interested because we were scared that Russia and the United States were going to go to war. We were scared that Russia was going to take over the world. Every country became a battleground.

Fareed Zakaria

The commercial work of today is the classics of tomorrow.

Orson Scott Card

Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.

Benjamin Franklin