Quote by Fran Lebowitz

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebr

Summary

This quote suggests that algebra, often disliked by students, is considered irrelevant in the real world. It encourages individuals to firmly reject the notion that algebra has practical applications outside of the academic setting. By emphasizing that algebra does not exist in real life, the quote indirectly questions the significance and necessity of learning the subject, implying that it might not be applicable to everyday situations.

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Mathematics

By Fran Lebowitz

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