It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

There is a serene and settled majesty to woodland scenery that enters into the soul and delights and elevates it, and fills it with noble inclinations.

Washington Irving

The beauty of the world which is so soon to perish, has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

Virginia Woolf

To look life in the face, always, to look life in the face, and to know it for what it is...at last, to love it for what it is, and then to put it away.

Virginia Woolf

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people and then I go home alone.

Janis Joplin

Darkness cannot drive out darkness only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate only love can do that.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important

Soren Kierkegaard

As tempting as it seems to wear tennis shoes with your tux, don't do it. I think it looks ridiculous. If you're 14 years old, maybe give it a shot. In general, don't portray anything that says 'I'm too cool and I don't care.'

Paul Feig

There is nothing in the world more shameful than establishing one's self on lies and fables.

Johann von Goethe

The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers.

Adlai Stevenson

If anybody says he can think about quantum physics without getting giddy, that only shows he has not understood the first thing about them.

Neils Bohr

I leave it to be settled, by whomsoever it may concern, whether the tendency of this work be altogether to recommend parental tyranny, or reward filial disobedience.

Jane Austen

Exit, pursued by a bear.

William Shakespeare