Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

They're a different generation, those kids kids that are under the age of twelve. They're not that impressed by rock music, you know what I mean? They're like, it's cool and everything, but whatever. They're just as impressed by YouTube.

Frank Black

I need new prayers, the old ones don't work anymore.

Ruchir Joshi

Truth is a naked and open daylight, that does not show the masques, and mummeries, and triumphs of the world, half so stately and daintily as candle-lights. . . A mixture of a lie doth ever add pleasure

Francis Bacon

I think the American people, understandably, have sort of lost faith in the United Nations.

Cliff Stearns

This explains why, whenever a person says sie to me, I generally try to kill him, if a stranger.

Mark Twain

In grade school, I was a complete geek. You know, there's always the kid who's too short, the kid who wears glasses, the kid who's not athletic. Well, I was all three.

Julianne Moore

Whether happiness may come or not, one should try and prepare one's self to do without it.

George Eliot

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Homer

For just as poets love their own works, and fathers their own children, in the same way those who have created a fortune value their money, not merely for its uses, like other persons, but because it is their own production. This makes them moreover disagreeable companions, because they will praise nothing but riches.

Plato

The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands.

Benjamin Franklin

I really just want to be warm yellow light that pours over everyone I love.

Conor Oberst

The really efficient laborer will be found not to crowd his day with work, but will saunter to his task surrounded by a wide halo of ease and leisure.

Henry David Thoreau