Quote by William Shatner

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple.

Summary

This quote is an example of dark humor, intended to be humorous and exaggerated. It playfully suggests a bizarre and unethical method of maintaining health and youthfulness. However, it serves to highlight the absurdity of the notion, emphasizing the importance of healthy habits and lifestyle choices for maintaining one's well-being instead. It serves as a humorous commentary on society's obsession with youth and beauty.

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Health

By William Shatner

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