Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pr

Summary

This quote reflects on the temporary nature of distractions and the existential thoughts that resurface once they fade away. The protagonist's experience with chewing gum symbolizes seeking temporary relief, as blowing bubbles initially provides a momentary escape from life's worries. However, when the flavor dissipates, their existential pondering returns, indicating that such fleeting distractions cannot truly alleviate deeper contemplations about the fragility and meaning of one's existence.

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By Mitch Hedberg

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