Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.

Todd Barry

It is commonly observed, that when two Englishmen meet, their first talk is of the weather; they are in haste to tell each other, what each must already know, that it is hot or cold, bright or cloudy, windy or calm.

Samuel Johnson

Winners have the ability to step back from the canvas of their lives like an artist gaining perspective. They make their lives a work of art - an individual masterpiece.

Denis Waitley

Big fat hairy monkey, hands a couple of octaves wide?

Terry Pratchett

I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing by me. I smashed five saloons with rocks before I ever took a hatchet.

Carry Nation

Abhorrence of apartheid is a moral attitude, not a policy.

Edward Heath

The reaper does not listen to the harvest.

Terry Pratchett

Ridicule is the language of the devil

Thomas Carlyle

I came to parenting the way most of us do - knowing nothing and trying to learn everything.

Mayim Bialik

Secret operations are essential in war upon them the army relies to make its every move.

Sun Tzu

I've been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play.

Shaquille O'Neal

Stone walls confine a tinker cold iron binds a witch but a musician's music can never be fettered, for it lives first in her heart and mind.

Charles de Lint