Quote by Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the numbe

Summary

This quote implies that the actions and discussions that take place during a single session of congress are filled with absurdity and humorous moments. It suggests that no matter how hard someone may try to come up with funny things on their own, they would never be able to match the level of comedy that unfolds in a session of congress. It essentially highlights the often unpredictable and comical nature of political discourse and decision-making.

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By Will Rogers

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