If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless.

Milton Friedman

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.

Winston Churchill

I give lectures for money, but all the money goes to charity. So, I make no money from it.

Bob Woodward

By the time Obama came into office, Washington had already agreed over a period of a few weeks to a $700 billion government infusion into the world banking system. Nothing of the sort had ever been done before, and it was done spit spot with very little national debate.

John Podhoretz

There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.

William Hazlitt

You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now, they are a part of everyday demeanor.

John Mayer

Good friends are good for your health.

Irwin Sarason

People couldn't become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.

Terry Pratchett

Sounds travel through space long after their wave patterns have ceased to be detectable by the human ear: some cut right through the ionosphere and barrel on out into the cosmic heartland, while others bounce around, eventually being absorbed into the vibratory fields of earthly barriers, but in neither case does the energy succumb; it goes on forever - which is why we, each of us, should take pains to make sweet notes.

Tom Robbins

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Steven Wright

One of the useful things about age is realizing conventional wisdom is often simply inertia with a candy coating of conformity.

Anna Quindlen

Money cannot buy happiness.

Annni-Frid Lyngstad