Submit to the present evil, lest a greater one befall you.

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Helen Rowland

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

Fran Lebowitz

I have a thing with the camera. The lens is unconditional. It doesn't judge you.

Debra Winger

I grew up in New Jersey and my father was a golf pro, so I was groomed for sports, but I wasn't very good, so my interests lay elsewhere.

Joe Dante

Life is whatever you make it, a heaven or hell on earth.

Steven Redhead

It was amazing that a play that seems dated in this world... A man whose best friend is a six-foot white rabbit... But it caught on, especially with young people - they surprised me most of all.

James Stewart

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

Graham Norton

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.

Friedrich Nietzsche

It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.

George Bernard Shaw

When you are angry or frustrated, what comes out? Whatever it is, it's a good indication of what you're made of.

H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

For a dinner date, I eat light all day to save room, then I go all in: I choose this meal and this order, and I choose you, the person across from me, to share it with. There's a beautiful intimacy in a meal like that.

Anthony Bourdain

Psychiatric expert testimony: mendacity masquerading as medicine.

Thomas Szasz