Quote by Carol Leifer

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with

Summary

This quote reflects a spontaneous and rebellious impulse experienced by the speaker. After going through a divorce and not having any children, the speaker feels a strong longing to engage in an illicit relationship with a woman. They humorously express their desire as one additional way to defy societal expectations and perhaps provoke their disapproving mother. It captures an individual's attempt to find temporary excitement or to break conventional norms, suggesting a desire for personal gratification or rebellion.

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By Carol Leifer

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