Summer is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

Ambrose Bierce

Do you know what amazes me more than anything else? The impotence of force to organize anything.

Napoleon Bonaparte

I do as much comedy as I possibly can, but I'm basically limited by the imagination of the secretaries who make the decisions.

Rufus Sewell

Oh rage! Oh despair! Oh age, my enemy!

Pierre Corneille

As no roads are so rough as those that have just been mended, so no sinners are so intolerant as those that have just turned saints.

Charles Caleb Colton

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.

Doug Horton

The slave begins by demanding justice and ends by wanting to wear a crown. He must dominate in his turn.

Albert Camus

I've always thought vampires were interesting because they live forever, they're always well-financed, they dress well, you know what I mean? And they're, like, cool. Usually vampire - you've never seen a broke vampire. Have you?

Michael Ealy

God is definitely out of the closet.

Marianne Williamson

The men and women of today's VA are dedicated to caring for today's veterans and stand ready to provide for our servicemembers who now defend our freedoms and our way of life.

Steve Buyer

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!

Kirchenbaum

God is Love I dare say. But what a mischievous devil Love is

Samuel Butler