Quote by Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of C

Summary

This quote, often attributed to American author Mark Twain, criticizes the intellectual capacity of members of Congress. By using irony and wit, it suggests that there is an inherent foolishness in being both a member of Congress and an idiot, implying that the two roles are fundamentally similar. The quote can be interpreted as a commentary on the perceived incompetence or lack of intelligence displayed by some politicians, highlighting a cynicism towards elected representatives and the political system as a whole.

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By Mark Twain

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