Quote by Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of

Summary

This quote, often attributed to Mark Twain, sarcastically suggests that being an "idiot" and being a member of Congress are two interchangeable concepts. It implies criticism towards politicians, insinuating that they possess qualities or behaviors fitting the definition of idiocy. The quote plays on the idea that individuals in positions of power or authority might display foolishness or incompetence, highlighting a sense of skepticism towards the effectiveness or intelligence of certain politicians.

By Mark Twain

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