Quote by Jon Stewart

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin ha

Summary

This quote sarcastically comments on the Supreme Court ruling that granted disabled golfer Casey Martin the right to use a golf cart during PGA Tour events. The humorously exaggerated statement suggests that granting such accommodations may lead to further concessions, possibly implying that it challenges the traditional norms and expectations of golf, where players usually carry their own clubs.

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