Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Dreaming of a tomorrow, which tomorrow, will be as distant then as 'tis today.

Lope de Vega

It's hard to have a bad hair day when you're famous.

Marion Jones

Killing is not so easy as the innocent believe.

J.K. Rowling

The true meaning of feminism is this: to use your strong womanly image to gain strong results in society.

Pamela Anderson

I asked him if it were a mirage, and he said yes. I said it was a dream, and he agreed, But said it was the desert's dream not his. And he told me that in a year or so, when he had aged enough for any man, then he would walk into the wind, until he saw the tents. This time, he said, he would go on with them.

Neil Gaiman

My soul is in the sky.

William Shakespeare

You will find in politics that you are much exposed to the attribution of false motive. Never complain and never explain.

Stanley Baldwin

In war, events of importance are the result of trivial causes.

Julius Caesar

Anytime you play a team sport, the success of the team really makes everything better. It's nice.

Ricky Williams

Man will become immeasurably stronger, wiser, and subtler; his body will become more harmonious, his movements more rhythmic, his voice more musical. The forms of life will become dynamically dramatic. The average human type will rise to the heights of an Aristotle, a Goethe, or a Marx. And above these heights, new peaks will rise.

Leon Trotsky

You will get good attention and people will be more inclined to listen to you if you can make a statement whereby their response is, No Shit! or at least, No kidding!

Gael Boardman

A man's genius seems to befriend the more when he reads with open heart, the masterpiece of masterminds, the sagacity of sages, and the ingenious words of geniuses of ages.

Ogwo David Emenike