Surfers have the most attitude.

Old age is like flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

Golda Meir

We need transparency in government spending. We need to put each government expenditure online so every Floridian can see where their tax money is being spent.

Marco Rubio

My mother's obsession with the good scissors always scared me a bit. It implied that somewhere in the house there lurked: the evil scissors.

Tony Martin

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Sir Winston Churchill

Mr. and Mrs. McCartney are vegans, and what they stand for is the complete elimination of the killing of anything that is breathing.

Danny Williams, in a faceoff wit

You accuse a woman of wavering affections, but don't blame her; she is just looking for a consistent man.

Johann von Goethe

Affairs are easier of entrance than of exit; and it is but common prudence to see our way out before we venture in.

Aesop

I want our government to encourage and protect freedom as well as our traditions of faith and family.

Jesse Helms

Protecting the rights of even the least individual among us is basically the only excuse the government has for even existing.

Ronald Reagan

The one happiness is to shut one's door upon a little room, with a table before one, and to create; to create life in that isolation from life.

Eleanora Duse

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

Ellen DeGeneres

When a customer enters my store, forget me. He is king.

John Wanamaker