Quote by Seann William Scott

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school.

Summary

In this quote, the speaker reflects on their high school experience and expresses surprise at the fact that they were not considered funny. They admit to feeling jealous of the witty students, as they noticed that humor seemed to attract attention from the opposite sex. The statement implies a personal struggle with humor but highlights the speaker's acknowledgment of their lack of comedic ability during that time.

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By Seann William Scott

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