Quote by Adam Carolla

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At leas

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the level of irrationality attached to certain superstitions. The speaker comically expresses a belief that their car will not properly function unless they engage in the seemingly unrelated act of picking their nose. By stating that they do not want to take any chances, the quote emphasizes the willingness of individuals to adhere to peculiar rituals in order to avoid potential negative consequences, even if there is no logical correlation between the action and the desired outcome.

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