Quote by Mark Twain

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funera

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker only partakes in physical activity when participating as a pallbearer at funerals. It implies that the speaker's friends, who are regular exercisers, ironically meet their demise while the speaker remains inactive. Additionally, it humorously underscores the discrepancy between the speaker's lack of physical activity and their role in carrying the weight of the deceased.

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Humor Funny Revenge Healthy Living

By Mark Twain

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