Quote by Henny Youngman

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way bac

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker's wife is so attached or devoted to them that she inevitably traces their paths and locations, no matter where they go. It reflects the idea of a strong, committed relationship where the wife's love and loyalty are unwavering, always finding a way to reunite with her partner. The quote celebrates the enduring connection between the speaker and their spouse, showcasing a deep bond and assurance in their companionship.

Topics

Marriage

By Henny Youngman

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