Quote by Jane Wagner

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we

Summary

This quote humorously captures the idea that prayer is often perceived as a one-way communication with God. In the act of prayer, individuals speak to God, seeking guidance, support, or expressing gratitude. However, when individuals claim to hear God talking back to them, they may be viewed as mentally unstable or "schizophrenic." The quote playfully questions this double standard, emphasizing the contrast between society's acceptance of prayer and its skepticism towards those who claim to receive direct messages from a higher power.

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By Jane Wagner

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