Tell me, what is it you plan to dowith your one wild and precious life?

Whoever seeks to set one religion against another seeks to destroy all religion.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

George Bernard Shaw

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.

Theodore Roosevelt

An honest man is the best thing on the sod; but a mother and her babe is the noblest work of God.

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The manual for WordStar, the most popular word-processing program, is 400 pages thick. To write a novel, you have to read a novel - one that reads like a mystery to most people. They're not going to learn slash q-z any more than they're going to learn Morse code. That is what Macintosh is all about.

Steve Jobs

Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

Lillian Carter

I have no doubt but that the misery of the lower classes will be found to abate whenever the Government assumes a freer aspect and the laws favor a subdivision of Property.

James Madison

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

Zach Galifianakis

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

Tracy Morgan

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.

Brad Garrett

Ingratitude is treason to mankind.

James Thomson

Be content with what you are, and wish not change nor dread your last day, nor long for it.

Marcus Aurelius